This Sunday, September 30, you can get two-for-one tickets to our show – featuring Frank Conniff from “Mystery Science Theater 3000!” Just show up at the iO West box office prior to our show at 9, and show your valid TAP card or your Metro ticket, and provided tickets are available you can get two tickets for the low price of $5! And your tickets will get you into all shows at iO West that night – including “Deskpiece Nation,” featuring writers from “Conan”, at 10, and “Back to School,” a sketch show with lots of TS!W writers and performers, at 11!
You can only get this discount at the box office on Sunday, so please don’t call in advance or try to buy them online. And iO West has a full bar, so you need to be 21 or over to see a show on the Mainstage. Valet parking is available for $5 with validation.
And here’s a bonus: we have a very limited number of comps for this show – if you’d like one, please tweet at us at @topstoryweekly and if we haven’t run out we’ll add you to our comp list! (Maximum two comps per person).
So do your part to make sure that “Carmageddon 2” isn’t a disaster – play locally in Hollywood Sunday by heading over to iO West for Top Story! Weekly!
Honey Boo Boo’s dad is home after spending 12 days in the hospital for a leg infection. That got us wondering about the “doctorin'” he received. Here are the Top Signs You’re Seeing a Redneck Doctor.
To sterilize everything he uses moonshine.
When his patients don’t make it, he stuffs and mounts them.
All of the pills he gives you are chicken-fried.
He writes you a prescription for crystal meth.
In front of his office is an ambulance on cinder blocks.
He checks your reflexes by having you pull his finger.
His lab coat has ads for Pennzoil and John Deere.
His nurse is also his wife. And his sister.
Instead of beeping, the heart monitor plays “Dixie” like the car horn on “The Dukes of Hazzard”.
Iran’s controversial president is in the Big Apple for the U.N. General Assembly session. Let’s get his observations with the Top Things Overheard from President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad During his New York Trip.
So are there any movies showing that don’t blaspheme Mohammed?
I found this bitchin’ store in Times Square with a sale on Members Only jackets!
In this whole city I bet I couldn’t find 72 virgins.
We better wrap things up at the U.N. on time. I’ve got tickets tonight to see “Newsies” on Broadway!
I know I hate the Jews and all, but I’d kill for a bagel with lox!
You call Iran a threat to America, and yet you give Lindsay Lohan a drivers’ license?
While I’m here, might as well pick up a few bucks by driving a cab.
The only way Iran will get “the bomb” is if I hook up with Sofia Vergara, am I right?
When my wife looks at my credit card statements, I’m going to have to deny the existence of these trips to Crazy Girls!
In Iran, we’d just have those replacement refs shot.
Researchers say men who are castrated live longer. If going to that extreme to extend your life interests you, first take a second and look at the Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Getting Castrated:
Do I want my only choice at karaoke to be Bee Gees songs?
If I have the operation, what will I scratch mindlessly?
Will the operation make it easier to get elected as a Democrat?
Will my favorite movie change from “Terminator” to “The Notebook”?
Could I get the same effect by watching nothing but the OWN network?
Do I need to get them back from my wife first?
Can I have them back afterwards to tie to the back of my pickup?
Will I still be eligible to compete in drag beauty pageants?
Will they use the same procedure Angelina Jolie used on Brad Pitt?
When every country in Europe except the UK printed those topless photos of Kate Middleton, it was time to dust out the broad stereotypes and have some fun! This didn’t land as well as I had hoped but it was still fun.
Mitt Romney’s jump-the-gun response to the attack on the Libyan consulate in Benghazi got me thinking: what if he was the sheriff coming in to clean up an Old West town? Here’s what I came up with. Mike Besaw did a great job with the sound effects on this one. And I like how Mike McLendon’s character’s name is a shout-out to his Harold team.
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Avoid Carmageddon II with Top Story! Weekly!!
September 28, 2012Last summer it was “Carmageddon” – and this weekend it’s the sequel!!
But we at Top Story! Weekly are doing our part to make things run as smoothly this time as they did last time, by taking part in LA Metro‘s “Eat, Shop and Play Locally” program!
This Sunday, September 30, you can get two-for-one tickets to our show – featuring Frank Conniff from “Mystery Science Theater 3000!” Just show up at the iO West box office prior to our show at 9, and show your valid TAP card or your Metro ticket, and provided tickets are available you can get two tickets for the low price of $5! And your tickets will get you into all shows at iO West that night – including “Deskpiece Nation,” featuring writers from “Conan”, at 10, and “Back to School,” a sketch show with lots of TS!W writers and performers, at 11!
You can only get this discount at the box office on Sunday, so please don’t call in advance or try to buy them online. And iO West has a full bar, so you need to be 21 or over to see a show on the Mainstage. Valet parking is available for $5 with validation.
And here’s a bonus: we have a very limited number of comps for this show – if you’d like one, please tweet at us at @topstoryweekly and if we haven’t run out we’ll add you to our comp list! (Maximum two comps per person).
So do your part to make sure that “Carmageddon 2” isn’t a disaster – play locally in Hollywood Sunday by heading over to iO West for Top Story! Weekly!
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