Researchers say men who are castrated live longer. If going to that extreme to extend your life interests you, first take a second and look at the Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Getting Castrated:
Do I want my only choice at karaoke to be Bee Gees songs?
If I have the operation, what will I scratch mindlessly?
Will the operation make it easier to get elected as a Democrat?
Will my favorite movie change from “Terminator” to “The Notebook”?
Could I get the same effect by watching nothing but the OWN network?
Do I need to get them back from my wife first?
Can I have them back afterwards to tie to the back of my pickup?
Will I still be eligible to compete in drag beauty pageants?
Will they use the same procedure Angelina Jolie used on Brad Pitt?
Can I donate my “equipment” to Chaz Bono?
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Top Questions To Ask Yourself Before You Get Castrated!
Researchers say men who are castrated live longer. If going to that extreme to extend your life interests you, first take a second and look at the Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Getting Castrated:
Do I want my only choice at karaoke to be Bee Gees songs?
If I have the operation, what will I scratch mindlessly?
Will the operation make it easier to get elected as a Democrat?
Will my favorite movie change from “Terminator” to “The Notebook”?
Could I get the same effect by watching nothing but the OWN network?
Do I need to get them back from my wife first?
Can I have them back afterwards to tie to the back of my pickup?
Will I still be eligible to compete in drag beauty pageants?
Will they use the same procedure Angelina Jolie used on Brad Pitt?
Can I donate my “equipment” to Chaz Bono?
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Tags: Angelina Jolie, Bee Gees, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, castration, Chaz Bono, eunuchs, karaoke, Oprah Winfrey Network, OWN, Terminator, The Notebook, Top List, Top Ten list
This entry was posted on September 28, 2012 at 9:20 pm and is filed under Comedy, Humor, News, News and Commentary. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.