Top Signs You’re Seeing a Redneck Doctor!

Honey Boo Boo’s dad is home after spending 12 days in the hospital for a leg infection. That got us wondering about the “doctorin'” he received. Here are the Top Signs You’re Seeing a Redneck Doctor.

To sterilize everything he uses moonshine.

When his patients don’t make it, he stuffs and mounts them.

All of the pills he gives you are chicken-fried.

He writes you a prescription for crystal meth.

In front of his office is an ambulance on cinder blocks.

He checks your reflexes by having you pull his finger.

His lab coat has ads for Pennzoil and John Deere.

His nurse is also his wife. And his sister.

Instead of beeping, the heart monitor plays “Dixie” like the car horn on “The Dukes of Hazzard”.

His receptionist also sells bait.

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