All the nations of the world are united on one thing: no way did Jon Cryer deserve that Emmy.
The delegates from France and Brazil totally hooked up during the holiday party.
All speeches are translated into Romulan.
Greece? Totally gay.
For some reason the Colombian ambassador is always getting phone calls from Lindsay Lohan and Billie Joe Armstrong
All that money collected by kids trick-or-treating for UNICEF actually goes to hire strippers.
The UN just stationed peacekeepers between Beyonce and Kim Kardashian.
The blue in the U.N. flag matches exactly Jake Gyllenhaal’s dreamy eyes.
When his speech gets cut short, Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad freaks out worse than Billie Joe Armstrong.
In order to get Angelina Jolie to serve as a U.N. goodwill ambassador, every country in the world had to agree to give her one child.
Watch “Season Pass or Fail” from Top Story! Weekly Episode 194: “The Balcony Is Closed”!
April 13, 2013A little confession for you guys: I first wrote this sketch for a class I’m taking and decided to tweak it for TS!W. It’s inspired by my own difficulties keeping up with all the TV shows we “have” to watch these days (I’m only halfway through season two of “Breaking Bad”!). Probably better in concept than execution, but take a look and enjoy!
SEASON PASS OR FAIL by Michael Hughes
Starring Kipleigh Brown (Amanda), Stacy Rumaker (Daphne), Julia Wackenheim (Karen), Sean Cowhig (Craig), Phillip Wilburn (Pete) and Brian Vestal (Walter Nielsen)
Directed by Michael Hughes
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